Letter to God


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Subject:  Letter to God

Little Chase came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His
birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his
mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Chase
was a bit of a trouble maker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at
home. Chase's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
his birthday. Little Chase, of course, thought he did.

Chase's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Chase to reflect on his
behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Chase, and think about how
you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Chase stomped up the steps to his
room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1 Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Chase

Chase knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2 Dear God, I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really
like a bike for my birthday. Chase

Chase knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Chase wrote a
third letter.

Letter 3

God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be
a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. PLEASE!!! Thank you,
Chase

Chase knew, even if it were true, this letter was not going to get him a
bike. Now, Chase was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that
he wanted to go to church. Chase's mother thought her plan had worked as
Chase looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Chase's mother
told him.

Chase walked down the street to the church on the

corner. Little Chase went into the church and up to the alter. He looked
around to see if anyone was there. Chase bent down and picked up a statue
of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the
church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the
door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Chase began
to write his letter to God.

Letter 4 God, I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE! Signed, YOU KNOW  WHO.