Brewster the Rooster


Humor, Jokes, Funny

 

Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business.  He had  several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was 
replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's time; so Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so that Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was too; but on this particular morning Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell wasn't ringing at all.  Zeb went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells a ringin'; The pullets hearing the roosters coming   would run for cover.  BUT, to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in  his beak so it couldn't ring.  He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and head for another one. 

Zeb was so proud of Brewster he entered him in the County Fair.

Brewster was a sensation. The judges not only awarded him The No Bell Piece Prize, but also The Pulletsurprise.